…And your a bitch. 

…And your a bitch. 

So excited!

So excited!

(via iii-xxv)

seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

(via girlwiththecake)

Because your dash needs more adorable dogs :)

Because your dash needs more adorable dogs :)

(via liftheavy-hithard-movefast)

seattleseahawksnfl:

©Seattle Seahawks/NFL

seattleseahawksnfl:

©Seattle Seahawks/NFL

lovelovestories:

Hahaha! Never thought about it this way, but true! #clothdiapers #zombies #mumblr #crunchy #apocalypse

lovelovestories:

Hahaha! Never thought about it this way, but true! #clothdiapers #zombies #mumblr #crunchy #apocalypse

(via awaitingmyrainbow)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(via samanthabari)

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

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